Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 410 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (120/395 points)
Reach Daimyo rank
Kill 50 ninjas
Kill three enemies with the same arrow
Deflect 100 shurikens
Kill the Emperor
Unlock all the maps
Reach Emperor Rank
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (195/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
I hope you chose the money.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)